For Fun Good Jokes Indeed

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards . *************************************************************
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************************************************************
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. *************************************************************
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. *************************************************************
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. *************************************************************
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. *************************************************************
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. *************************************************************
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder